15. I’m so hungover I wish I was dead
Mom and Dad forgot to lock the liquor cabinet again.
16. Sniffing glue won’t keep families together
Do you have any proof?
17. I <3 music. They always get pictures of my smiles *in the* magazine do you want?
Are you asking if I want the magazine with pictures of your smiles in it? Or are you asking if I want pictures of my smiles in the magazine? Either way, I want this shirt, if for nothing else, just to confuse the heck out of people.
18. I have gas
Something about the smirk on his face tells me that maybe he actually does know what his shirt means.
19. Miss URINE TESTER U.S.A. BOOTH 707. Save your life
Umm…there are no words. *Speechless*
