20. I don’t need life
It would certainly be fun watching him try to make it through airport security while wearing this. Although perhaps they’ll be distracted by the bow tie and gold jewelry…
21. Money…Cash…Hoes
So trendy. I wonder if she was wearing this shirt when she was purchasing the no doubt outrageously expensive Ferragamo items in that shopping bag. You can’t make this stuff up.
22. I’m sorry little friend… I was hasty… You’re not a duck…
I hate it when I mistake things and people for ducks.
23. Always buy the branded Lee
One can almost hear him saying this out loud.
24. Do you happy? yes, I do…
Great because I don’t like to be around people who don’t happy.